Sayings for Homemade Birthday Cards!

If you are on a mission to create a handmade birthday card I can help! The hardest part is not making the card per say but figuring out what types of paragraphs or sayings to write on the inside! You should have fun with this, you can really put anything together for the inside. Whether you are looking for a mushy write up, a funny write up,or just a simple right up I have quite a few for you to choose from!

Funny Write Ups:

  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
  • Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
  • Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
  • Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
  • Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
  • Like many women your age, you are 28 years old still.
  • Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
  • To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
  • A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
  • Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
  • Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
  • Often it is fatal to live too long.
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
  • You are not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.
  • Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death. Particularly today. Happy Birthday!

Mushy Write Ups:

  • Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.”
  • To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. Wishing you a wonderfully sunny birthday!
  • Every birthday with you is a piece of cake
  • I love to feel your hand upon my skin
    I love to feel your breath upon my chin
    I love to bask myself in you
    And feel your heart, beat so true
    I love to feel your hand caress
    I love to feel your heart beat in my chest
    I love to feel your every sigh
    I love that twinkle in your eye
    I love to feel your love
    I love to be in your arms, being hugged
    Happy Birthday, my darling
  • Special days like this, certainly deserve a kiss. xoxo
  • To the world, you may be one person,
    But to me, you are the world.
    Happy Birthday!
  • All the love that history knows,
    Is said to be in every rose.
    Yet all that could be found in two,
    Is less than what I feel for you, Happy Birhday hunny
  • Tall dark and handsome
    That’s what the criteria should be
    But what about the little things
    That make you special to me
  • That little dimple that you get
    When you makes that funny face
    Or when you just hold me
    And I feel your strong embrace
  • I love all your little foibles
    That’s what makes you…well… youNo I don’t forget the little things
    Nor the big things too
    (Nor your big thing, too!!) Have a wonderful birthday
    Indeed, I’ll see that you do
  • Our love is a friendship that caught fire.
    It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving.
    It is loyalty through good and bad.
    It settles for less than perfection,
    and makes allowances for human weakness.
    Our love is content with the present.
    It hopes for the future and it doesn’t brood over the past.
    It’s the day-in and day-out chronicle of irritations, problems,
    compromises, small disappointments, big victories,
    and working toward common goals, Happy birthday my love!

Simple Write Ups:

  • Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
  • May you live all the days of your life.
  • With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
  • It’s not how old you are, but how you are old.
  • PLeas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind,
    And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  • You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
  • No wise man ever wished to be younger.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
  • It is better to wear out than to rust out.
  • Count your life by smiles, not tears,
    Count your age by friends, not years.
  • A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
  • And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

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